At TeleGlass.com I am always trying to think of new and fun things to write about for our auto glass blog. I have spoken to thousands of people with broken auto glass and it usually the same things that break the glass; a tree limb, a rock, etc. Let’s be honest, those things are boring, so I would like to bring to you the make believe story of TG the TeleNinja who got his back windshield broke one day.
I found this photo below on the National Weather Service Forecast Office website in Montana. It shows a vehicle with the back windshield broken from a hail storm on June 16, 2007. Auto Glass is always one of the first things to be claimed after a hail storm. Back windshields, front windshields, most pieces of auto glass can be severely damaged in a hail storm.
Hail can break auto glass into a million pieces, but so can a ninja. Below is the story of ‘TG’ the TeleNinja and how if ‘TG’ had his back windshield broken here is how it could have happened.
Our TeleNinja starts out his day like any other day for a young ninja. He wakes up around 11:00am, has some waffles for breakfast, a coke and sits around watching cartoons, until his nagging mother comes down for her daily “when are you moving out of the basement?” line of questioning.
After escaping his mother, TG headed to work at Gomez Pizza, the local pizza shop owned by his friend Gomez the sock monkey. TG is a delivery boy and makes his deliveries in his Subaru Outback sedan.
As per usual, TG is late for work. Gomez is upset and angrily hands TG his first delivery. TG is defeated when he realizes that the first delivery of the day is to NINJA Headquarters where his father works. TG’s father wants him to work in the family business and be a proud ninja, TG would rather chillax and be young and mellow.
TG arrives at Ninja Headquarters, Pizza in hand and heads in to make his delivery. As you can see from this very life like drawing, TG’s auto glass has thus far remained in tact.
TG arrives in the lobby where his father of all people is giving a demonstration on how to karate chop an enemy to avoid capture during a covert mission.
“Son! Glad you are here, we were starving from all this Karate Chopping we have done all day. How are things at, um, the pizza shop?”
“Fine Dad, that will be $15.95.”
TG’s dad handed him a $50 and wispered “keep the change son.” TG could hear his father’s coworkers giggle at him as he walked by saying how he couldn’t be a real Ninja if his life depended on it. TG is a fast learner and had watched part of the katate chop lesson his father had given.
He quickly spun around and katate chopped one of his fathers coworker knocking him out cold. TG’s father was so proud he cried.
As TG was leaving another of TG’s father’s coworkers came after him and jumped on the back windshield of TG’s car smashing it into a million pieces. TG quickly karate chopped him and headed home.
TG went online to www.teleglass.com and booked his auto glass replacement. The TeleGlass service provider was out to his house the next day and did a replacement TG could trust. TG was never bothered again by his father’s coworkers or anyone for that matter as he had the fastest Karate Chop in the land.
The End.
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System Process Manager, Rachel has been with Teleglass for six years. In addition to making a mean birthday cake, Rachel has an extensive grasp of the auto glass business. Find her on Twitter: @rachelcrocker.
